Sunday, October 30, 2005

Jumbled up Experiences

Story 1
Place: OCS Stadium

Your's truly was conducting a normal run of the mill IPPT when this incident occured, much to the amazement and amusement of your's truly.

Officer:(Plucking a leaf ) U know what is the meaning of this ?
Cadets: No Sir !
Officer: This is a good luck charm, when I pluck this all of you will run faster.
Cadets: Yes Sir......
Excuse me.....but what bomoh skill is going on ? Since when will a leaf make one go faster? The army is messing around with people's minds I tell you. Am glad I am gonna be out in may. =)

Story 2
Place: OCS Gym

Colonel: I want the tvs mounted on the wall to be moved 6 inches down
PTI: The tvs are mounted.....cannot be moved
Colonel: But i strain my neck when i watch tv and run
Chief PTI: yes sir ! The TV will be moved down, I will notify the contractors to come as soon as possible.....


The things people do when they think they're big shots.......tsk tsk.....abuse of power me thinks....