Sunday, September 04, 2005

Julienne's Pao and Maggie Mee

Your's truly had a chance encounter recently with the charming and petite Julienne, on his way back to his royal abode. To mark this rare occasion, seeing that we both live on opposite ends the islands, she decided to tell me her favourite joke/icebreaker. Really interesting lady...that one.....lol.

Julienne(while eating a pao): I love paos! Btw, Have you heard about the joke about pao and mee ?
Poameister: No.....whats it abt ? Tell me ?
Julienne: Are you sure ? *giggles.*
Poameister: Just tell me la woman !
Julienne: Once, there was a big fat white round pao, one day, mee was fed up with nice fair pao and went up to it and punched him. Angry, pao gave chase ! But, owing to obesity, pao was soon lost far behind......hee hee....can you imagine a pao running ???
Poameister: u mean bounce ? yes, plenty of bouncy fatties in the army. hyuk hyuk !
Julienne: HAHA.....anyway, pao was very flustered and angry. He swore to take revenge on that yellow and cowardly mee. The next day, pao spotted maggie mee from afar. Sneakily, pao crept up slowly from behind....hahahahaha, can you imagine a pao trying to sneak up from behind ??? hahahaha.
Poameister: I can only imagine......quick finish it....
Julienne: Yes yes. And then, pao, when within striking distance, whack's maggie mee on the head and said " Just because you permed your hair doesn't mean I don't recognise you !"

****disclaimer. Julienne's words have been slightly altered here, but even she agrees that the essence of it is the same. =)


*At this moment, both of us burst out in laughter. Julienne amused by her own joke...and me amused by her. Such an interesting girl, Julienne is....haha.....plays the bass guiter too. Rocker chick this one. Now just why such eligible girls remain without quality boyfriends just confounds me......once again proving my theory that most of the guys in our country are sadly inferior in terms of charm, looks and an overall enthusiam for life(guys here are obsessed with dota...whatever that is....yours truly does not keep in much contact with the regular plebians and proletariats...). Some guys just....don't....geddit..... =)

Once again, my fans, its is time for yours truly to turn in for the night/morning......so once again, gd morning everyone! And in case I don't see you, gd afternoon, gd evening and gd nite ! This is the Poameister, signing off.