Friday, September 02, 2005

Tales of Amelia and Shuhui (part 2): Mr Below Average

Just earlier this week during BO's farewell dinner, Amelia got a call from Mr Below Average, asking her out on a date.......

Here's a description of Mr Below Average

Poameister: Is he good looking ? Rich ?

** Julienne almost pukes whatever she is eating. Shakes head furiously.

Amelia, when confronted said. "Average looking I guess, just average all round.....but now that he likes me....I think he's below average....his dress sense is CMI, the jeans are way too short, meaning I can see his socks. WHY NICK ? WHY DON"T DECENT GUYS LIKE ME !" When yours truly replies that one shouldn't lower one's standards, she replies " hmm.....I guess you are right, but still ! I don't want to be left on the shelf....sometimes thats very scary. Its like all your friends are getting married and you're all alone....." Deep thinker Amelia is, thinking of such profound things which are light years ahead. Truly ahead of her generation.

Poor girl's traumatised by this entire episode.....Mr Below Average asked her out for lunch today and tried to give her a massage.....really grossed her out. Even grossed me out...haha

If this keeps up, your's truly may have to offer himself as a make-believe boyfriend. Just to keep these pesky flies away from the flowers. Only sweet honey bees please......everything just get lost ! The Venus Poatrap is here to get rid of all unwanted pesky desperate creatures. Your's truly seriously enjoys the suffering inferior people go through when they're rejected by people above their class level. Esp NTU guys.....Seriously don't like them.....I don't know why. Am just a prejudiced lil prick. No wonder no one wants me.......(figure of speech here. Not true at all)

Honestly, the number of girls who are eligible in S'pore far outweigh that of the guys. No wonder the girls are complaining......maybe this explains why the sex rate in Singapore between couples is going down all these years......despite studies showing that women in general are now pushing and demanding for more sex. Interesting....shall not elaborate any further on this.....you can refer to my previous articles for this topic.

Hence, concludes yet another episode of Tales of Amelia and Shuhui. Until then. Toodles. =)