Friday, July 29, 2005

The Room

With someone(I shall not name who) leaving for some course in 2 wks time, now's the time to plan for a overhaul in the system. First up, new names for the office and meeting room.....sounds so mundane and boring. Any suggestions people.....maybe like War Counsel(inspired by Risk), or maybe Playstation(frm the new ps2 inside our office).

HOHO, am the undisputed champ of Tekken with my team of chickys. Haha. My chicks are undefeatable ! Esp the one chick to rule them all. the sexiest and hotest one.

Thrashed everyone at Need for Speed and Winning 11 also. Am the undisputed and great gaming expert. Plus master diplomat frm my ol' risk playing days.

Nothing interesting to report . Other den my new nick in church is hansom and also archie. hahaha.

Btw, keep having weird dreams abt someone this few days.....hope its nt my subconscious acting up. Am so over this shit......



Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Much ado about nothing

yes yes, yours truly got scolded today over a trivial matter....hmph.

Life's been so slow-moving this couple of wks. so ya, nothing interesting to really write abt. Am once again trying to be nice to the people surrounding me......agape love. Which means unconditional love. *bleah. Wonder how long this is going to last......lol.....bet it won't last past the week......but the impt thing is I WILL TRY.....haha. tsk tsk.

I know one free carpark area near Gelare, thanks to my twin who kindly brought me along some mini obstacle course aside a big smelly drain. No problem to yours truly of course, was surprised at the dexterity my twin showed though......mountain chicken she is......or maybe longkang chicken, more appropriate. *Guffaws!

Apart from these....there have been no significant updates or insights into yours truly....especially now since i've decided to be a nicer person. Oh yes, my partner, Miss Ong/Cheah Xin Yi has so kindly abandoned me for the bus rally thingy to be with Mr Cheah.....definitely some black marks for this in my favourite people list. Now am partnered with someone called Sarah......Janis' sister....hahahaha......Janis is going to flip when she hears this. I hope she doesnt read this blog......not much chance.....afterall....some people whom I shall not name(have not identified them either) have been passing this adress to like the whole bloody world....now evn people I dont know read it. Hope no one attempts to steal my blog....not tt i can do anything abt it anyway, since am computer illiterate. Got duty tmrw....damn sian....will sleep early tonite. Thats all for today folks. =)



Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Poameister:Alter-Ego

Just who is the Poameister, is it fact or fiction? Does he exist? How did he come into existence ?

To begin with, how many of you actually know abt the great Ali G ? Yes....the super duper cool funky brit.... HE's actually not real ! Ali G's actually the creation of a white man over a radio station......In that same sense, the Poameister's also a creation of moi to amuse myself and all you loyal fans out there.

In no way should one think that I am actually like the Poameister, well......actually, technically, we are the same person, but the real me is more all rounded and nicer. Poameister is merely part of me, it doesn't define me.......

So how'd I come to adopt this caricature of mine ? First, the name, Poameister is derived from the Stiffmeister of American Pie, obviously a less obnoixious one...but definitely the idea is there....Next, the reason for this creation of mine is because, me being the lonely and unsociable and unwanted one that I am, plus the fact that there are many unsolved issues within me, needs an outlet where I can vent my frustrations and all. BTW, yours truly is in the initial stages of athelete's foot/footrot......my 4th toe on the right feet is bloody going to waste.....fuck....am disfigured.....

Moreover, much of my rantings are usually of a high readable quality(dun bluff, all of you have a fit when you read my irrestible articles).

Y am I writing this article ? Its because yours truly has found out abt the tons of people whom have been reading this blog without my permission....ie, I did not specifically ask you to read my blog. But its ok, I forgive all of you, just don't judge me purely based on what you have read here, not tt I give a damn, unless of course you are some mega hottie. Most importantly, this blog must never fall into the hands of selected people(ie Church Elders), who might then see fit to 'counsel' and brainwash yours truly, which would be regretable for all you peeps out there loyally waiting for my every new entry.

Until then, happy reading !



Wednesday, July 06, 2005

The Twin.

My gawd, I always knew I had the features to rival most girls(sharp nose, dreamy eyes, nice cheekbones) but never in my wildest dreams did I imagine meeting my female counterpart/clone. If I was a lil more computer savy, all of you may actually have had the chance to see the pix........but too bad, all u have, unfortunately, is my description.

Anyway, by proxy now, this person has made my favorite people shortlist.(Testament of how much yours truly truly admires himself and all things modelled after him.) The fact that she can cook damn well in terms of mass production and organising paintball sessions are plus points. If she becomes a fan of me then even better ! This one here has potential to make it to the year-end list of the Poameister's favorite people.

She has the same eyebrows and eyes as me......even got dark eyerings......one of my not so nice features and definitely shld be operated on by none other than the great Woffles Wu. The similarities in what I term as the 'winning smile' is uncanny. The difference as I can tell from my analysis of the pixs is that she has rounder features, etc, that sharp and defined nose, cheekbone and chinny chin chin of mine.

To conclude, I think she is hot, which by proxy makes me h0tter. =) And that makes me happy.

*The name and identity of this above mentioned person is protected. Cos I feel like it. =p