Sunday, August 14, 2005

Poameister's People Rating System

Finally, comes the long awaited article on just how exactly the Poameister rates people. Usually done on a scale of 10. This ought to like solve many of your queries on just how exactly I come to rate you or ur friends/aquaintainces/enemies.

Looks
Like it or not, one's looks do play a very integral role in how I rate a person. Nonetheless, it is not the most impt factor, as you will see later on in this article. However, as indication of how looks are important, I must tell you now that it makes up the base of the total score. This is due to the relative ease(in comparison to the other components) in which it can be implemented. Plus, since this system is applicable to all, it would only be fair to ppl I don't really know that I rate them accordingly to something which I can actually see.

Here's the breakdown.(done on an imaginary X)

Overall look and feel: Firstly, yours truly will decide on how a person looks based on an overall feel. For instance, X is given an overall rating of 7.8 .

**Now that we have an overall score and a base to work with, here is how the system works, for the looks department, once an overall look rating is done, we will proceed to the points deduction system. This means that yours truly will start deducting points frm the overall based on the flaws that he finds when he puts you under close scrutinity(hence, just because I stare at you, doesnt mean I like you....merely that I may be coming up with a score for you.)

Height: 1.75m(guys) 1.6m(girls) Above mentioned numbers are minimum requirements for me not to deduct points from the total. Points are deducted accordingly to how far one falls from the mark.

Facial Features: Everything that can be found on the face here is included and deducted from the total score respectively.

Body: Very impt for both. Flab and fat.....definite nonos. For guys, this can actually add marks instead to your total !! For girls, not too flat, or big for that matter. Once again, this might actually boost your final score.

Overall Looks Total: Once everything is deducted and added, your's truly, being extemely thorough will thus review everything to come up with a final score.

Personality+how much I like you

Unlike the looks test, this personality test is more subjective rather than objective. Hence scores tend to fluctuate. This component acts like this, its used as a demerit or bonus system and hence, the overall looks total + likability factor=final score. So, if I like you, I'll probably give you bonus with accordance to just how much I like u.

Bonus points
Things such as humour, generousity(to me), kindness do play a part. As a general rule, acquaintainces(of the hi and bye kind) get ard 0.5, for friends(the kind that I talk to abt superficial stuff) 1 pt, for very gd buddies 1.5 pts. For close family and super duper good friends(nt many) 2. So there, the max one can get is 2 pts.

Demerit points.
Unlike the bonus system, there is no limit as to how much I can deduct. This shows that I am not such a superficial chap afterall. I can actually not like good looking ppl ! =)
As a general rule....ah bengs are deducted so many pts that they go into the negative straight away. For ah lians, I usually give them a 0 in this compartment...because they are just so amusing......nt that they mean to be of course, hence the 0.

Final Score
After the adding/deducting of scores frm the likability factor to the looks factor, yours truly will do a last review of the score to make it just and fair to all.(Under POA standards of course)

How you might stand in this system.

The usual man and woman, aka pleibians, on the street usually gets around 3(for girls) and 2 and below for guys.
Friends are usually given 3.5 and above

Girls(relationship benchmarks) Guys(brudderhood benchmarks)
4.5 to 5.5 (Maybe) 4-5 (normal friends)
5.5-6.3 (Possibly) 5-6 (brudders)
6.5-7(Hopefully) 6-7 (Brudders for life)
7 and up(Definitely...) 7 and up ( Blood brudders)


Hope this has been helpful to all of you. Until then, this is the Poameister, signing off !!!!!