Sunday, June 19, 2005

Royalty.

Today emerald, one of my fans gave me feedback that my blogs getting boring. Must be the writers block setting in. The inspiration to write truly interesting snippets about my life is seriously drying up.....oh no....is my life so boring......ya....maybe. Anyways, new material today. Am going to reveal a deep secret about me........that is............ok.......everyone hold ur breath....... Yours truly, was almost a MALAYSIAN !!!!!!!

Yes yes, a malaysian, the ppl that after food drops on the floor still pick it up and blow and eat it. 10 sec rule I think.....haha. Love them....they make me feel so much better abt myself. haha, the antics that these ppl get up to, amazing I tell u....but, I met a nice malaysian girl some time ago....maybe they're not so bad after all. But nonetheless, love them or hate them, just cant do w/o them. =)

Anyways, according to my family roots, my great-grandfather was actually some temengong of kelantan a long long time ago. But unfortunately, he was assasinated....so exciting ya....am not making this up I tell u. And so, being the greedy malaysian shits that they are, his family sent his widow along with their 3 children back to China(motherland and all that crap), to like mourn for 6 years or something........crazy chinese customs.....

And so the story continues, after six years, my great grandma, bless her soul, asked to be allowed to return. But being the sly cunning cunts that they were, they claimed that there was no money for the return trip.......luckily, the shrewd old lady(uneducated by the way....so who needs to study...its for nerds) brought along her wedding dowry when she left for china, anticipating that such treachery would occur....and in due time bought her way back to kelantan. Scary shit I tell you.....am almost a chinese commie too if u look at it this way.......instead of the ol' honest to goodness me u see now I could have been a chinaman.....picture this.....unkempt or oily hair.....a funny smell......lousy complexion......and when I open my mouth all the ching chang ching chang comes out......shudder........bless that old lady's soul and brains ! On the other hand the china chicks are hot....mmmm.......plenty of zhang ziyi lookalikes. Went clubbing and told one of em that I lived in a castle in Singapore and she was like all over me.....had to even push her away......really......this is what happens when you close ur country to the rest of the bloody world....thank God am not a china man.

Back to the story, and so, great grandma and co came back. Wanted to kick everyone out but couldnt do so cos the old man left everything to my grandma, the 1st born, who could only claim everything on her 21st bday......in the mean time, nice gurantors were trying their best to siphon as much as possible frm the family fortune. So when gramps was 21, she went back home and kicked everyone out. =) They've been through quite a lot, so cant really blame her if she's really cranky and self-protective at times......for etc chasing my friends away frm the house when I was young cos she thot they wanted to steal things or waste our electricity.....lol. Unfortunately, grandma also likes to gamble.....so thats where all the money later went......and in the end they moved to singapore in this very house I am staying now in search for a better life.....the rest as they say, is history.

And so on hindsight, could've been either a crummy malaysian or a commie prc......am lucky to be a singaporean I guess....haha....majula singapura ! Anyway, on current news, went to church today with my cell grp and we decided to be more exclusive....yay, I thrive on such stuff like excluding ppl and creating my own lil clique.....not v christianly........so dun tell God.....or my kids....shhh