Friday, July 28, 2006

Questions I dislike

Here are some of the things that your's truly doesn't like being asked.

1. Is that a birthmark on your cheek ?

Isn't it obvious? What do u think it is, some battle scar ? Or maybe it there cause someone saw fit to stub his cigarette butt on my face causing it to scar. Or my personal favourite, a love bite since your's truly is idolized by gazillions of people.

2. When are you leaving ?

Ahh, it's ok the first or maybe second time you ask. After that, it gets irritating cause it just shows you don't really care. Anyway, your's truly would preferably like to leave alone in peace. Thus fulfilling the notion of your's truly as the 'wanderer.' By the way, its 5th Sept.

3. You look like someone I know.

Pfft. Whoever that is that resembles your's truly is lucky. No need to tell me that he resembles me. Why ? Because I couldn't give 2 hoots about who looks like me. Your's truly is too unique to be bothered with such fleeting comments.

4. Are you sure your surname is spelt Poa ?

Fuck you. Do you not think that 16 years of education has at least taught me to spell my own name ? The countless number of times one practices writing one's own name on the top of the one's assignment and stuff is testament to one at least being able to spell one's name in today's educational environment.

Your's truly will add on to it. Keep a lookout.